Well, to tell you the truth,
I was a little hesitant
at first, mr. Mugatu. I mean, you’ve never hired me
before, and I’ve been around– For ages and ages. You’ve been
around for a long, long time. I never wanted anything
from you. Now you’re retired,
I can’t have you. And it’s funny
how it switches like that. But now the forbidden fruit
must be tasted. Well, when maury told me
what you were willing to do, I– – Ahhh !
– [ screams ] – [ squealing ]
– todd ! Are you not aware
that I get farty and bloated
with a foamy latte ? My mistake, jacobim. Your mistake indeed !
[ dog whimpers ] – [ sighs ]
– [ quiet grumbling ] – Oh !
– [ whimpering ] [ growls ]
yes, derek. What maury said
I was willing to do for you. Let’s get back to the reason
that we’re really here. Without much further ado,
I give you… The derek zoolander center
for kids who can’t read good. What is this ? A center for ants ? What ? How can we be expected
to teach children to learn
how to read… If they can’t even fit
inside the building ? Derek, it’s just a small–
I don’t want to hear
your excuses !The center has to be at least… Three times bigger than this. He’s absolutely right.Thank you.
I have a vision.And so do I.
Let me show you mine.